Dental Humor – 25 Good Ones!

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  • What did the Dentist of the Year win? A little plaque.
  • What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth? Tooth pics.
  • What did the dentist say to the tooth when she had to leave the room? I’ll fill you in when I get back.
  • Why did the tooth fairy go to the psychologist? She no longer believed in herself.
  • What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty!
  • If a kid has 25 candy bars and they eat 22 of them, what do they have? Cavities.
  • What did the dentist say when the golfer came in for an appointment? You have a hole in one.
  • My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “Do you smoke or drink coffee?” I told him I drink it.
  • My dentist said I should try flossing more. I’ve started taking dance lessons now.
  • Whose job is the most dangerous in Transylvania? The dentist who works on Dracula.
  • What does the dentist give a bear with a hurting tooth? Anything it wants.
  • What’s the dentist’s favorite kind of dinosaur? A floss-iraptor.
  • What made the snowman go to see a dentist? He was suffering from frostbite.
  • What does the orthodontist do when he’s on a roller coaster? Brace himself.
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  • What do tuba players use to brush their teeth? A tuba toothpaste.
  • I must have a root canal done. Just the thought of it is unnerving.
  • My dentist asked me to open up, but I don’t know her well enough to confide in her.
  • Dentists practice their trade by going through many drills.
  • The lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.
  • Word-of-mouth was how I got my job at the dentist’s office.
  • She said to put my money where my mouth is, so I got gold fillings.
  • When I went to the dentist, she put all caps on my teeth. NOW I CAN’T STOP SHOUTING.
  • Why did the king go to the dentist? To get a crown.
  • What did the dentist say to the computer? This won’t hurt a byte.

We hope you’ve enjoyed these little funnies. Remember to keep your teeth healthy, so you continue smiling. Call Bell Dental, PA to schedule your next appointment in Frederick, Maryland at 301.620.8869